Whats jokes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Memes
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What should my next YT vid be about?