What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Whats Jokes
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
