Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?