Whats jokes
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Memes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What should my next YT vid be about?
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!