Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?