Whats jokes

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

"What time is it?"

"Daytime."

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!