What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
