Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Memes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.