Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."