Whats jokes
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
this is what society expects you to be.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"