Whats jokes
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What goes up but never comes down?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Memes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.