Whats

Whats jokes

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Children

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Dog

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

Memes

Lawyer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

Wife

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Basement

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.