Whats jokes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call James, James?