Whats jokes
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.