Whats jokes
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Memes
Me always be like on a weekend :
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.