Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.