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What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.