Whats jokes
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Memes
no face haha
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.