Whats jokes
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini