Whats

Whats Jokes

Brothel

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Dream

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

Zit

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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  • Priest

    A priest walks into a wine store.

    "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

    Love

    What is the definition of Endless Love?

    Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

    Hooker

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Noah

    What do you call a bad joke?

    A bad Noah!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Toy

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

    Hot Wheels.

    Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    "This isn't ketchup."

    Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    This isn't ketchup.

    Star

    What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    Life

    Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?

    ...

    You do realize that I said nothing, right?

    Me: Exactly :)

    Baby

    What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.