Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.