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Whats jokes

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."

"Oh no, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Oh, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

Woman: "Sure."

Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

Woman: "What do you think I am?"

Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

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    • What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

    They're both "sweet home Alabama."

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    • What's the definition of a bastard?

    Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

    Your classmate: You're so ugly.

    Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

    Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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