Whats jokes
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.