Whats jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What is a cow?
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.