Whats jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."