Whats jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.