Whats jokes
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.