Whats jokes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!