Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What's life if you don't have one...