What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
