Whats jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."