Whats jokes
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.