Whats jokes
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.