Whats jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.