Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What is a monkey with a head?