Whats jokes
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?