Whats jokes
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.