Whats jokes
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.