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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”