What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Whats Jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
