What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
