Whats jokes
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.