Whats jokes
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.