Whats jokes
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.