What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Whats Jokes
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
