Whats jokes
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-