Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Whatâs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyâre filled with holes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
I donât see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but canât clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"â« ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. â«"
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.