Whats jokes
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Whatâs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyâre filled with holes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
I donât see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but canât clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"â« ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. â«"
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mumâs chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mumâs dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, âOh god, I'm cumming!â"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?