Whats jokes
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.