Whats jokes
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.