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So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Craps on your organ.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.