Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.