Whats jokes
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.