Whats jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.