Whats jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.