Whats jokes
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What the heck did I discover?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.