Whats jokes
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"