Whats

Whats jokes

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

What caused Captain Hook's death?

He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"