Whats jokes
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.