Whats jokes
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.