What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What color is your Bugatti?
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.