Whats jokes
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.