Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.