What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Whats Jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
