Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
