Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.