Whats jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!