Whats jokes
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?