Whats jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.