Whats jokes
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."