Whats jokes
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.