What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Whats Jokes
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
