Whats jokes
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.