Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
