What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Whats Jokes
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
