Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀