Whats jokes
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.