Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” Jon said, “I’d be half blind.” “That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?” “I’d be completely blind.” The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, “What would happen if I cut off one ear?” Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, “I’d be half blind.” The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. “What if I cut off the other ear?” “I’d be completely blind,” Amanpreet answered. “Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?” “My hat would fall down over my eyes.”
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!