Whats jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.