Whats jokes
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.