What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
