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Whats jokes

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

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  • I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

    Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

    What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

    Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.