Whats jokes
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?