What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Whats Jokes
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
