Whats jokes
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.