Whats jokes
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.