Whats jokes
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.