Whats jokes
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.