Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What's your religion?
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.